a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
In which Spiderman becomes the Internet.
do u ever look at someone’s characterization of one of ur faves and just sit there offended on behalf of the character
"hates a strong word"
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
TINY BABY THINGS
omg the chameleon
This is more than perfect.
Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.
I hate that when a female celebrity says that she is bisexual, people are like, “what? i thought she was married and had kids..” She is still bisexual, even if she wound up marrying a man and living a seemingly hetero life. Bisexuality is who we are. Stop making it about who we date.
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
I’m already an adult and I have no money.
i forgot what i was doing
saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT
me trying to make friends